MIKE ROWAVE's

GUIDE TO

PROFESSIONAL BAR HOPPING

This is a guide to clubs that I will admit to having worked at. The list of club I won't admit to, or can't remember, is much longer.

I've tried to be unbiased in these ratings so, I scored them on the basis of how much fun they are to work at, and how much fun they are to party at. there is a big difference and one score has nothing to do with the other.

CLUB	TYPE	WORK RATING	PLAY RATING	LINKS
	Gentlemen's Club Live shows with porn stars Full Nudity / No Alcohol	3	4	www.admiralx.com
	Gentlemen's Club Topless / full liquor very pricey	4	4
	Gentlemen's Club Full Nudity / No Alcohol	3	3	www.scarlettstrippers.com
BLACK JACK's	Nudie bar / roadhouse	-17	3
JUKEBOX SATURDAY NITE	retro-theme great for aging white hipsters with mini vans	2	2
SHOELESS JOE's	Sports Bar with a zillion TV's and cute waitresses	3	4
	gay /gothic /punk /lesbian /transvestite dance club much like the jerry springer show with techo-music and pretzels	4	4	www.berlinchicago.com
	sleazy dive where white yuppies dance to gangsta rap	2	3	www.rushanddivision.com
	right across the street from Bootlegger's jock oriented, fewer whiggers	1	2	www.rushanddivision.com
	GENTLEMEN'S CLUB TOPLESS / FULL LIQUOR NICE CLUB, AFFORDABLE BUT NOT CHEEZY	4	4	www.allstarsclub.com